Back in the USSR.

The NSA is compliling a database of our telephone conversations and reading our e-mails. This makes me laugh because this is exactly why I left the Soviet Union. And now I find myself having traded one country where the government spies on its people for another. Except now I don't find the shelves bare when I go to my local supermarket and the lines aren't as long. Since outsourcing is a big thing among businesses, I think the government should do the same and hire ex-KGB agents as well as former East German secret policemen to spy on us. After all, these people have more experience spying on their own people than the NSA twits ever hope to achieve.